You learn new things everyday..
The things you learn in the office on a Monday:
1) Sometimes your boss can be so insecure whether she is liked or otherwise. "You tak suka I eh? Kenapa semua orang tak suka I?"
2) Once the cleaners' contract expires, it takes them morethan half a day for the new ones to come in and clean the toilets. *ewww*
3) You can always get away for coming late to work on a rainy day.
4) A cross gender gym instructor can be verrry vain. So is a dancer cum intructor. You can count on having him/her looking at the mirror and not give hoot about what you are doing.
5) You can get rid or hide lovebites by rubbing garlic onto it.
*Don't ask me why I learn this in the workplace.*
1) Sometimes your boss can be so insecure whether she is liked or otherwise. "You tak suka I eh? Kenapa semua orang tak suka I?"
2) Once the cleaners' contract expires, it takes them morethan half a day for the new ones to come in and clean the toilets. *ewww*
3) You can always get away for coming late to work on a rainy day.
4) A cross gender gym instructor can be verrry vain. So is a dancer cum intructor. You can count on having him/her looking at the mirror and not give hoot about what you are doing.
5) You can get rid or hide lovebites by rubbing garlic onto it.
*Don't ask me why I learn this in the workplace.*
lion3ss feels: Amused
posted by lion3ss | 5:17 PM
8 Comments:
u sur number 5 works?? Not meant for vampires???
is no. 5 tested and approved?
*curious nih* ;)
Hahaha, I knew this will create people's curiosity!
DG & famy : The person who told me said he tried and tested - it totally worked! *But don't come after me if it doesn't!*
Wish I knew about number 5 sooner. Nearly got into trouble for it... the love bite that is
Lin : Kan, kan? Would've saved us from a LOOOOT of trouble..
Anybody tried it yet?? I mean within this few days la.... How long will it go? What happen, if one gave a long and deep love bite?? Ermmm... I think a detail study need to done.... and maybe publish a book??? "the idiot guide to make Hickies go".
All the while... I am looking serious am I not???
Hope I won't get in trouble for saying this,
but places where I got my lovebites, NO ONE can see 'em! Hehe, of course, except the person who put them there lah.
;)
DG : You try lah. And tell us the results.
Leez : Hahahaha *evil grin*
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